What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:41

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?